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    <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2003 00:56:34 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13200#msg-13200</link>
      <author>poetscientistdrinker</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm still way too young to consider kids, so don't have to worry about this kind of thing. Although, having said that, if you knew me, would *you* allow me to have kids either?

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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[someone else bought it as a treat for her older children.  After the nappies she also has banned it, my daughter still won't touch it 17 years later 

Andrea
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 21:23:15 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Sarah</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I wouldn't give Kia-Ora to a child in nappies for any reason.  In fact, given the amount of artificial additives in it, I'm not sure I'd give it to any child if I could possibly find an alternative.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 21:19:03 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Magda</author>
      <description><![CDATA[My conure loves baths.  Splashes water all over, just like a sparrow in a birdbath.  In fact, occassionally when I walk into the bathroom with him he'll hop in the sink and look hopefully up at the faucet.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 15:52:10 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I dunno, I had to manually bath Sylvester yesterday he has dreadful heavy feathers, he was unable to climb arund comfortably never mind fly though he can't do that either

 (perhaps he really is a dodo)

Andrea
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 15:14:29 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Magda</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I think I'll stick with my parrots, thanks.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 15:01:38 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13127#msg-13127</link>
      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[you shoiuld see the orange ones, Kia-Ora induced, they permanently stain plastic pants (in the old days these were used over the top as a last containment barrier) 

then again, I hope you never see them 

Andrea
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 14:33:51 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Sarah</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I think I'm with Jon here... cats do throw up occasionally, but at least they don't have to wear nappies!

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 10:47:04 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13085#msg-13085</link>
      <author>Auntysassy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Oh Jon - you're reminded!

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 10:15:26 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13083#msg-13083</link>
      <author>jon</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Remind me never to have children.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 10:10:04 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13081#msg-13081</link>
      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[oh, you mean the &quot;sprout&quot; look...indeed!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 10:09:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[it was the velcro-like texture that put the final touch to it.

(who said I was squeamish?)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:55:57 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[**** not for the faint of heart  *******

   YOU'VE BEEN WARNED



EEESH!   there's nothing quite like the aroma of the green diaper that smells like cows have been tromping through wet, freshly mown alfalfa

'nuff said!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:53:06 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I've seen green, is all I'm saying. It's quite a shock, let me tell  you.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:50:35 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[okay, you choose...yellow or brown (just don't say green, cuz if that's what you're thinking, you really need to re-think your kid's diet! LOL)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:49:26 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[white? and nappies? in the same sentence? hmmm...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:47:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[hahaah, now he needs a little sister, Dave, and they could form their own band...perhaps the &quot;White Nappies&quot;??]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:46:11 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13070#msg-13070</link>
      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[talking of pushing buttons, he's discovered the 'on' button on the stereo, and has worked out how to change channels. He was headbanging to The White Stripes the other morning. There's hope for the boy yet.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:44:55 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13067#msg-13067</link>
      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[actually, two to three is one of my favorite ages for children. I think they get a bad rap! They're active and very eager to learn. Yes, they test the limits and quickly learn to push buttons, but if you don't let it bother you and just chalk it up to a growth experience for the child, it's quite  a bit of fun. 

so sayeth the former nanny with no children of her own!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:43:28 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13066#msg-13066</link>
      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[he started the terrible twos early. He's very advanced.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:42:57 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13064#msg-13064</link>
      <author>Auntysassy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Ah - the terrible twos - what a wonderful year you have in store for you coming up...........................

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:41:46 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[indeed. And he had his first 'proper' haircut yesterday. He looks *so* grown up.

And if I catch anyone near him with a peanut, there'll be trouble..  :-)

Did I mention that he's 2 on tuesday? where does the time go? (I know where the money goes...)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:41:06 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13061#msg-13061</link>
      <author>Auntysassy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Sorry - I'm with Skiffle on this.  You should have to apply for a licence before being allowed to have children.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:40:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[but Dave, Eddie's not annoying. He's disarmingly cute!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:39:14 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>dave</author>
      <description><![CDATA[*disapproving look from the parent of a small toddler*]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 09:36:29 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,11258,13032#msg-13032</link>
      <author>Skiffle</author>
      <description><![CDATA[A friend of mine is fond of the warning 'May choke small children', found on many packets of peanuts. A useful reminder if there are any annoying, screaming toddlers about...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2003 22:41:01 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[perhaps I'd best go on amazon and write a review :-)

Andrea
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2003 22:43:00 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I've thoroughly enjoyed it, thriller doesn't seem the right description, it reminds me of umm Only you can save manking, but with adults and no aliens just an AI

Andrea

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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2003 22:41:23 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>dante</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Ah, I saw LUCI, it's available, but I don't really read spy stuff. Plus there's one *really* bad review on amazon for it, and one mildly lukewarm one.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2003 22:32:05 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Swindon Festival of Literature</title>
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      <author>Andrea</author>
      <description><![CDATA[there are two chris fox's, one wrote Wizards brew, enjoyable comic fantasy, the other wrote LUCI in the sky, extremly good thriller type thing

I was surprised at someone writing in such different styles, it makes sense him being 2 people

Andrea
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