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    <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:52:47 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115378#msg-115378</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And the barman says &quot;gee gnome, who would I be without you?


   Dorothy Wordsworth enters a bar....]]></description>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115369#msg-115369</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Where's your bagpipes? I asked for a Plaid Piper.

The barman then turns to the Meme, still waiting patiently after the line-jumping Mime, and says, &quot;You can haz Carlsberger?&quot;

A gnome walks into a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:53:07 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115366#msg-115366</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hop it mate, rodents in the cellar please.


  Oh no the Pied Piper walks into the bar and the bar minion says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:14:39 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115356#msg-115356</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...and the barman hands it an invisible pint, and places it in an invisible box.

So the Easter Bunny walks into the bar ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:54:21 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115346#msg-115346</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA['No goats, see?'

So a meme walks into the bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:34:18 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115312#msg-115312</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Sorry, ducks , I've got some boys in the back room want serving first.


   Billy the kid walks into the bar and the barman says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:05:30 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115311#msg-115311</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... and the barman redirects them to the nearest place of horizontal refreshment.

---------------------------------------

So, Marlene Dietrich walks into the bar........]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 14:40:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115300#msg-115300</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...and ther barmans syas : i think you'll get a blast from a pan galactic gargle Blaster.





So Three ladies of negotiable affection walk into the bar....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:44:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115290#msg-115290</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[the four bmx-ers of the apocalypse doesn't have the same ring about it does it?

So Marvin the Martian walks into the bar ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:59:01 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115289#msg-115289</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[the barman says to Wrecker Ralph: a fine wine for you, I think.



Then, the four horsemen of the apocalypse enter the bar and the barman says.....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 05:05:30 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115269#msg-115269</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...but who barged into the bar???


   How about Wrecker Ralph]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:49:15 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115264#msg-115264</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back BK.

We are having an amnesty on pointy sticks.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 07:03:58 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115261#msg-115261</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... and the barman stoops to pick a buttercup. Although why people leave buttocks lying around is beyond him. 


So David Mitchell walks into the bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:12:57 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115260#msg-115260</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...Try our new spaghetti martini.

[i] That wasn't really all that funny. It relies on the reader knowing her most famous quote, &quot;Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti,&quot; even though she denies having ever said it. She does have some quite [s]trite[/s] witty quotes attributed, though.[/i]

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/290913.Sophia_Loren

[i] I should possibly mention that I've just watched three consecutive seasons of &quot;Quite Interesting&quot;[/i]

Stephen Fry walks into a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:15:11 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115252#msg-115252</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...if it's all right with you I would suggest a triple Pan galactic Gargle Blaster with added ice.



So Sofia Loren walks into the bar and the barman says....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 04:53:09 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115026#msg-115026</link>
      <author>Ian</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...I've told you once, and I'll not tell you again, you're barred for soliciting.

And then Marvin (the paranoid android) rocks up to the bar, and the barman says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:00:21 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115017#msg-115017</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... things keep disappearing around here

So Peter Kingdom walks into a bar, and the barman says ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:31:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,115007#msg-115007</link>
      <author>Ian</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... I hear your sister's getting married to that Jonathan Creek character. I hope she's going to change her name and not go for one of those double-barreled ones.

So, Harry Houdini walks into a bar and the bar man says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:25:47 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: ...and the barman says...</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114944#msg-114944</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[....&quot;S'mite early for you isn't it?&quot;

-------------------------------

So, Jack Schitt walks into a bar and the barman says.......]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 08:59:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114943#msg-114943</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And the barman says &quot;did John Hurt you? Have one on the house.&quot;


   Jenny Park-Lane enters a bar and the barman says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 17:18:24 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114942#msg-114942</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm sorry, Speckles, but nobody in the room will talk about you.

Joseph Merrick walks into a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 12:49:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114941#msg-114941</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Usual,Flo.? A pint of stout and bitter with it?



  Speckles gallops into the bar and the barman says...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:13:38 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114616#msg-114616</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...and the barman says &quot;sorry Andy, no smoking.&quot;

--------------------------------------------------

So, Flo walks into the bar.....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 23:43:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114581#msg-114581</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... and the bar man says &quot;that's a bit messy! Lester you should've brought the whole horse&quot;

So Andy Capp walks into the bar ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:44:08 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114579#msg-114579</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[A half walks into a bar, and the barman says, &quot;Our spirits are all fractionated, sir.&quot;

(?)

A Quarter-horse walks into a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:33:45 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114573#msg-114573</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[and the barman says:  Is there anyone there?? 

Looks over bar and sees flat cap.

Says : 'Just a half, sir?']]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 08:16:18 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114320#msg-114320</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[and the Barman says a fresh carrot juice, Red Rum and why the long face? (if I didn't use the line I'm sure someone else would)

Lester Piggott walks into a bar ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:24:03 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114318#msg-114318</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...and the barman says: I don't know what to offer a person like you.  reflect on the board and describe your choice.  But I suggest something with gin in it.


A horse walks into the bar (now at old Jindabyne town) and the barman says.....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 06:30:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114148#msg-114148</link>
      <author>Ian</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...And says. &quot;'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's the meaning of all this then.&quot;

And the barman says. &quot;Sorry mate you've got the wrong thread. You want Define That Word Immediately, just up the Wigan Road past the pie shop.&quot;

A metafiction character walks into a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 07:38:41 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,79455,114124#msg-114124</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And the barman says &quot; No honestly you can tell me what you want to drink! It won't go any further than these four walls, and you can whisper it in my ear if you like. Just put the firearm away.&quot;

   A british bobby enters a bar...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 21:15:28 +0200</pubDate>
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