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    <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:18:46 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115682#msg-115682</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Genuflection in a General's direction can lead to deflection and uniform inspection.


  Generally my general thoughts involve geniality, but when the moose....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:18:46 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115306#msg-115306</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[MistyCat,

I salute you.


Few are they who have knowledge of what a 'tupper' is, let alone being able to perform the ancient rite.

I genuflect in your general direction.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 06:57:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115301#msg-115301</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Q. If a candle wore red flannel pyjamas, and a teapot wore a fairisle cosy, what would a tupperware?

A. From a New Zealand farm, the answer is a sheepskin coat, raddle, and protection. In the interests of propriety, no further explanation will be given.

I must go down to the sea again,
To the lonely sea, and the sky.
And all I ask is a sausage or two,
And a pan, with which...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 10:32:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115299#msg-115299</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[..who would pass the sugar?



If a candle wore red flannel pyjamas, and a teapot wore a fairisle cosy, what would a tupperware?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:42:51 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115295#msg-115295</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Never wear rear fastening underwear.


   If all the people who think they're smart met over coffee then...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:00:24 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115294#msg-115294</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...and get measured up for new clothes eventually.

Thet say the elephants never ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:22:34 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115246#msg-115246</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...their breast size is larger than the bra they just bought.



Even elephants must go...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 04:41:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115205#msg-115205</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...realise that having an orange complexion does not mean that you have been near the sun.



  People get a bit pushy when....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:15:30 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115204#msg-115204</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...mean that they are a cricketer.

It might just make you realise...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:01:36 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115203#msg-115203</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...the guy in the pointy hat and bathrobe.

Just because someone wears unusual clothes, it does not..........]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:27:35 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115202#msg-115202</link>
      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...wizard's best defence against legal action.



Izzy wizzy, let's get ....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:44:26 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115199#msg-115199</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[On Thursday next if we all make it that far we'll all be one day older than we were on Wednesday. My spell checker urged me to put capital letters in front of wednesday and thursday. So many days in my life: which ones deserve caps.


  Spellcheckers are the modern...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 18:04:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115195#msg-115195</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... is decidedly lacking in on topic conversation.

On Thusrday Next ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:47:55 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115187#msg-115187</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... so in a choice between flying high or diving deep the cheese wins over the sand pie.


   In spite of being a Fforde inspired phorum this....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:21:58 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115175#msg-115175</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... have just enough to buy one NASA hammer and half a toilet seat.

The sea bed is closer than the moon, so...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:52:33 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115169#msg-115169</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...conspiracy theorists of the most extreme kind.




If I had a dollar for every ridiculous conspiracy claim about the moon landings i would ........]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 00:16:00 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115168#msg-115168</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Where hypotenuses fear to tread



  Bad spellers often ....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:36:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115167#msg-115167</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...goes an atheist.

Angels rush in...........]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:47:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115166#msg-115166</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[That you realise that rabbits are forgetful bears of very little brain.


  There but for the will of god....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:23:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115164#msg-115164</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[It at times like this that.............]]></description>
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      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115164#msg-115164</guid>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 09:46:00 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115143#msg-115143</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Where's the follow-on Bunny honey?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:10:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115136#msg-115136</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The real reason is that some people don't know what a Waldo is, or does.*

Wallys are all around us, along with the Herberts.***


* Read 'Waldo and Magic Inc.' by Heinlein.


*** Not Frank, but his son, yes!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:42:20 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115109#msg-115109</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...shoppers start to get ready for the post Christmas sales.

The reason for the Wally / Waldo divide is that some ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:36:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115091#msg-115091</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[....major natural disaster , like earthquake, flood, fire, lack of brandy custard, etc.



Now is the time that all good.......]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 07:10:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115088#msg-115088</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[We're walking in the air...we're walking in the air on the way to the Twice is Better Than One (akna TIBTO) annual ball.


   Christmas won't be Christmas without any...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:53:51 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115082#msg-115082</link>
      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...for sweaters, whereas &quot;Thank yous&quot; for jumpers come with hand-written numbers.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

We're walking in the air....we're walking in the ....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:29:36 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The game goes ever on</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115075#msg-115075</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Twinkie, twinkie little L


  You've gone to wonder where the 'ell.

   

   Handwritten letters are always...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 10:05:19 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115034#msg-115034</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... big pizza pie.

Twinkie, Twinkie ...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:48:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115032#msg-115032</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hits the starry night, diamond studded cheeses start to fly


   A peeled cheddar cheese is fit only for....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 10:24:02 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,82851,115028#msg-115028</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[...because he avoided paying VAT.


When the moon in the sky....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:05:42 +0100</pubDate>
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