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    <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:30:02 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,95001#msg-95001</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Now there's another thing. Why do builders insist on taking their mongrels to work with them? They certainly don't guard the truck or anything, because they're too busy roaming all round the neighbourhood into everyone else's yard(the builders' dogs, not the builders). 

I've spent a fortune on fences at my house over the years, to keep my dogs in as required by law, but if you're a chippy, it seems that your dog license says that it can roam, snarl at anything that moves and poop within three blocks of wherever the owner happens to be working. 

I've never seen a sparky with a dog in tow and if the plumber is there to work on pipes, there's no dog - but if he's doing a roof and guttering, suddenly there's a bull mastiff wandering around everyone's verandahs.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:30:02 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94994#msg-94994</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Or possibly it was the rottweiler. Or the dog-eating cat*.





*Completely true. She pulled a pit-bull's ear right off, and ate it. The dog belonged to a builder that was working across the way, and it kept coming over and snarling at my babby cat, so she attacked it.
Apparently, it refused to go with him to work after that.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:12:38 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
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      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[LOL, my mum (yes, she's blonde) was utterly convinced that was true. It took YEARS for her to stop putting bottles out there! I reckon the main reason animals stayed away from her garden was because some of the water bottles started to smell pretty bad once the algae set in...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:08:25 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94978#msg-94978</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I remember Madam &amp; Eve ripped that one off with two dogs talking to each other:

Look Sparky. Those people just put plastic bottle filled with water on their lawn.

They're watching. Let's humour 'em.

GASP! PLASTIC BOTTLES!



Madam: See? I told you it would work.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:19:22 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
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      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Now that reminds me...

... of when there was the fad of people putting plastic bottles, filled with water, on their front grassed verges. The theory went that dogs will not... er... do their business near water, so it kept your verge clear of doggy-doo.

Everywhere you went, all over town, there were nature strips cluttered with plastic bottles filled with water. I'm not sure if it worked, and if it did, I don't know if the dogs were all just standing around with pained grimaces and tightened buttocks or whether there were unbottled verges somewhere, knee-deep in turd.


It seemed to suddenly die out after about a year and you don't see it at all anymore. I've got two dogs at the moment - they stay in the backyard and don't roam - and they love to crap on the hose. I'm thinking of littering the yard with bottles of water for a week just to teach them a lesson.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:39:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94951#msg-94951</link>
      <author>zendao42</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Did somebody say soup?




Our tap water tastes like bleach, so I'm not drinking it unless it's gone through a phase transition first-
I get gallons of bottled water, not pints, since it's @#$%&amp; that way-
&amp; if I'm going to the trouble of boiling the water, I'd like to have some tea, thanks!


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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:18:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94932#msg-94932</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[
Lets do this properly...

I like bottled water, because our water in town in foul. And the water purifier doesn't seem to make it taste much better.
On the other hand, my dentist told me to stop drinking bottled water (okay, and soft drink, flavoured milk, sugary liquers etc) because the fluride (sp?) is important.

]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:08:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94885#msg-94885</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Heheh. Bottled water....

Unless it is flavoured I see little point and little enough even then....

//offers some carrots for stone soup//]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:09:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94844#msg-94844</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Me please! Can i put these spuds in with your stone?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:01:00 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
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      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Stone soup, anyone?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:05:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94626#msg-94626</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yes! dehydrated water or instant water mix, just add water!
Great for countries in drought!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:55:40 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[dehydrated water?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:42:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94510#msg-94510</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You could also ask for water free from dihydrogen monoxide.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:50:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94490#msg-94490</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Allergic to Hydrogen! That'd be so cool to watch you claim that!!! You should film it secretly...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:04:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94477#msg-94477</link>
      <author>Mrs Next</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Stilton chees must rate as my favourite ever but the rest of my family make @#$%&amp;noises and refuse to have it in the house. I am reduced to smuggling it in but they always sniff it out. can't understand how!

Ps, lovely made into a cheese sauce, as well. Hmmm, lunch!!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:25:46 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94473#msg-94473</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[MWHAHAHA!

You should sell that water on eBay.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:17:30 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94466#msg-94466</link>
      <author>OC Not</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Oh robert I hope you do I would love to hear the response!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:25:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94460#msg-94460</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I saw a brand of bottled water (now isn't that the biggest con of all time!) in the supermarket called &quot;Oxygenizer&quot;. 

Roughly a 700ml bottle, the front label contained minimal information but made the startling claim - &quot;Contains 300ml of Pure Oxygen!&quot;. I am ashamed to say that I was impressed, for the two seconds that it took before it dawned on me.

I must ask, next time I'm in there - claiming an allergy - if they have any bottled water which is hydrogen-free.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:56:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94411#msg-94411</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Love it.




:D]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:00:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94339#msg-94339</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Obviously some of our fforumites, such as the two preceding entries, are of such pure disposition that milk and milk products may be smelled as emanating from them.

Do you mean you wash as well?

How do go with a good garlicy lasagne?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:53:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94329#msg-94329</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yes, I know! I don't have very much dairy at all, no milk, hate cream &amp; butter. Eat mini amount of cheese or yogurt from time to time, very rare these days. You can definitely smell it on people- weird and people don't believe you!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:11:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94268#msg-94268</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Urgh. Sock cheese. All my family bar me adore it. 
The worst bit is, you can smell it coming out of their skin the next day!

Actually, when I didn't eat dairy foods, I could smell it when other people had the same way (like with garlic). Now that I do have dairy foods, I can't. I must smell like milk now too!

Weird, no?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:16:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94246#msg-94246</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Back to Cheese:

My father liked Blue Vein cheese.

I am of the opinion that anything with a life of its own should be put down before being eaten..... as these things gave me a fear of being sabotaged from within and eventually discovering that my internals had been converted to a cheese byproduct which would eventually take over Australia if not the world.

I never considered these things to be suitable food for a civilised race, let alone Australians.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:51:16 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94245#msg-94245</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Sounds really cool! I've never heard of a photo like that before...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:00:05 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94234#msg-94234</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[MS's story about the kids running to the other end of the photo reminded me of this - 
if the poulation of China paraded past you, walking eight abreast, the parade would never end because of the birth rate. Or, if you like, the first row of eight would be back in China and there would still be people in the marshalling area, waiting to start.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:30:54 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94199#msg-94199</link>
      <author>OC Not</author>
      <description><![CDATA[No way!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:40:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94194#msg-94194</link>
      <author>MuseSusan</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I once had a panoramic photograph taken of a very large group that I was with, using a special (truly panoramic) camera that would pan slowly across the group. Since this took considerably more time than an ordinary photo, they told us to say &quot;Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&quot; and hold it until the shot was done. (There were also some kids on the starting end got to duck down and run behind the group over to the other end, so they appeared in the photo twice.)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:23:11 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94192#msg-94192</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And another thing!
Why don't photographers get you to say &quot;Cheese&quot; anymore? 

Nowadays it's all, &quot;Say, 'Holidays!'&quot; or some such rubbish. &quot;Holidays&quot; has some perfectly horrendous mouth movements in it - catch everybody in the first syllable and you've got a group of goldfish sucking air - whereas the whole of &quot;cheese&quot; requires a smile-like mouth movement.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:08:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94190#msg-94190</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I am amazed at how some things are considered to be food!

Fluro coloured things should not be eaten!! Especially chemical residues like cordials...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:06:59 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Illegal Cheese</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,93999,94165#msg-94165</link>
      <author>OC Not</author>
      <description><![CDATA[My dad gets something at Costco called &quot;Irish Cheese&quot; it is deee-licious but I have not yet looked at the label to confirm the origin!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:21:59 +0100</pubDate>
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