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    <description><![CDATA[For posts regarding TN-4]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:49:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77177#msg-77177</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Mornington Crescent!]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:49:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77174#msg-77174</link>
      <author>Kettle of Fish</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You forgot to activate the starving pigeon chain of events!

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      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:32:35 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77173#msg-77173</link>
      <author>A. Salieri</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Now--the important question--how did he escape????

(And who let him out??  I thought my plan was working supurbly!!)

Best Regards,
~Antonio Salieri~]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 22:07:13 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77172#msg-77172</link>
      <author>Kettle of Fish</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Ahh! He speaks!

]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 13:32:43 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77171#msg-77171</link>
      <author>InvisibleManiac</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Where do you think I've been all this time?

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      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 13:19:42 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77170#msg-77170</link>
      <author>A. Salieri</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Or in front of you, I guess, if you just haven't noticed...
Best Regards,
~Antonio Salieri~
PS How do you go about gagging a pedant???]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 01:17:25 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77163#msg-77163</link>
      <author>Kettle of Fish</author>
      <description><![CDATA[There could be a gagged tied up person behind you.

]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 10:13:14 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77162#msg-77162</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Alone again!]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 01:18:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77157#msg-77157</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Indeed. I've just read 'Making the Cat Laugh.']]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 23:42:08 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77156#msg-77156</link>
      <author>pip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[somebody's been reading too much lynne truss.]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 22:47:38 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77154#msg-77154</link>
      <author>Barefoot Andy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Do we actually want to kill them. I'm sure that a large number of pedants may be an asset somehow. Maybe if you get them all to correct you [i]in the same direction[/i], you could use it to power a turbine.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:01:49 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77151#msg-77151</link>
      <author>A. Salieri</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Or were, we're, I suppose...
Best Regards,
~Antonio Salieri~]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 01:02:00 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77149#msg-77149</link>
      <author>Barefoot Andy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Better plan, I was trying to get them near the lake so the sharks could get them. Unfortunately, the apostrophe on Michael's (any name would do, but it needs to blatantly be genitive singular) was all I can think of that you can easily adjust to be correct. But using the &quot;there, their, they're&quot; method will work wonders, I suppose.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:59:18 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77147#msg-77147</link>
      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Wow, that is impressive!  The problem is, will it keep working if the pendants figure out the plank?  And what would one do if he isn't near a lake named after a saint?
(Put up a sign saying Everyone must contribute to the best of their ability outside a collection box and have the word &quot;their&quot; touch sensitive to activate a trap door?  In case the lake fails.)

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:44:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77140#msg-77140</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Nice!
Neat!
Satisfying!
What more need I say?
Piranhas, instead of sharks?]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 23:35:37 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77139#msg-77139</link>
      <author>Barefoot Andy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm thinking a large sign saying &quot;Saint Michaels Lake&quot; with a boardwalk going out towards it, and a paintbrush &amp; paint nearby. They walk over to add the apostrophe, the plank tips up drops them into the water, and the sharks eat them.
Needs work, but it's a start.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 15:36:38 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77136#msg-77136</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I hate it when it does that.]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 23:42:43 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77124#msg-77124</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[That would only work if the pedants were in the water.
Now I do know that about 0.75 of the Earth's surface Is
(IS) water, but I also believe that the common pedant [And most (of) the less common varieties] is a land-based creature.
So, sharks no good!
Perhaps we might try Jets?



Post Edited (10-23-04 23:44)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 02:37:40 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77118#msg-77118</link>
      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[With or without laser beams attached to their heads?

]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:38:55 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77113#msg-77113</link>
      <author>Kettle of Fish</author>
      <description><![CDATA[In fact, why don't we just buy some sharks.

]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 16:00:22 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77105#msg-77105</link>
      <author>boffin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[They get everywhere you see. We need a bigger trap, with more, and sharper, teeth.]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 21:05:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77103#msg-77103</link>
      <author>Intrigue</author>
      <description><![CDATA[A wizard told him to do it.

]]></description>
      <category>Something Rotten</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:46:57 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77101#msg-77101</link>
      <author>Anonymous User</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yes, but did Jasper?

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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:03:40 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Pedantry trap?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?6,77099,77099#msg-77099</link>
      <author>geezer</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Surely Melanie would know that Hylobatidae are (lesser) apes--gibbons and siamangs--not monkeys.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:27:51 +0200</pubDate>
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