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Browsing Problems 2
Obscured Picture

If your browser is partially obscured by a
medium-sized multicelluar lifeform that
purrs loudly and smells of fish:

Possible remedies:
1/ Restart computer
2/ Call expensive software support line.
3/ Remove cat.
4/ Feed cat.
5/ Remove and feed cat.