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Vampire Baby

Vicious Attack baby

A CIA-Trained 'Attack Baby' bites his Mum
July 2009:

This picture is of me attempting to read The Eyre Affair whilst being eaten by a ravenous vampire baby! Whenever I sit down to enjoy reading the Thursday Next series I am brutally attacked, and as he has just grown two teeth he likes to use any chance he gets to bite!

Maybe I should feed him before I sit down to read!

Would you kindly forward this Picture to SpecOps 17, many thanks.

Dana and Oliver Smith