The Cheese Enforcement Agency
Sightings and smellings of lethal X-14 have been reported.
DO NOT approach this cheese.
DO NOT eat this cheese.
Do NOT attempt to move it.
If safe to do so, cover with a wet blanket and
Contact the CEA immediately.
TAKE NO RISKS. X-14 is a KILLER.
CEA - The Cheese Enforcement Agency - 2007
Please do not approach anyone offering to sell you illegal cheese - They could be armed and are inevitable dangerous!