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Eccentric and autocratic sea dog (ex-Verne) requires exciting and morally superior tale to exercise knowledge of the oceans and discuss man's place within his environment. French spoken, has own submarine. Apply: Captain Nemo, C/O Caversham Heights, Sub-basement six, WOLP.
Lost: Complete set of toes. Somewhere in the Bristol Channel. Any news please contact The Pobble, C/O Aunt Jobiska, Floor 12, Well of Lost Plots (Poetry Section)
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