April 23rd 2009


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Cleaner runs amok at the BBC: John Humphrys condition described as 'shiny'


A contract cleaner was in custody after he went on what police described as 'a cleaning frenzy' yesterday at the BBC's Today Programme News Rooms. The unnamed man, who was in his thirties and described as 'carrying a mop and several tins of polish' was detained after police armed with brushes and a pail of soapy water cornered him in the fifth floor utitities cupboard.

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