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I rang to find out what colour mammoths were on sale, but their stock of mammoths was very like cheese in a Python Cheese Shop. I also discovered that half-mammoths are sold only in pairs. I feel very let down.
Depends if you hollow them out first or not. Not much call for Mammoth hollowers these days, but you could probably get an elephant hollower to give it a go. Now - if only we knew one....
I think we've fallen into the (mammoth) trap of thinking mammoths have not evolved. This particular line of mammoths, living as they do in a coastal region, no longer need sails as they have evolved outboard motors.
Actually, we do have a small problem of lost cows around here. One got out, and was in the curve of a road, and took out my sister-in-law's car windshield. With her jaw. The cow was fine (presumably had a headache). Major damage to the car.
Perhaps that is why they hide on the top floor, no cars up there.
If anyone sees a purple mammoth, please let me know? The fence is down again.
Indeed - but in the bottom left hand corner on the coast where I am blizzards are few and far between. But it is true that if you can't see the mountains it is raining, if you can see them, it's going to rain.