New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
It's alright - ibborobb managed to find a yateveo to understudy for the tumbleweed, and Health and Safety have specifically specified that you are not to get close enough for a costume fitting.