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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight dragons slaying
Seven giant swans a-flying
Six mammoths migrating
Five shades of grey
Four minotaurs
Three Thursday Nexts
an Ibb and an Obb
and a spoon: no charge: its free.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Danver clones a-dancing
Eight dragons slaying
Seven giant swans a-flying
Six mammoths migrating
Five shades of grey
Four minotaurs
Three Thursday Nexts
an Ibb and an Obb
and a spoon: no charge: its free.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten official stalkers stalking
Nine Danver clones a-dancing
Eight dragons slaying
Seven giant swans a-flying
Six mammoths migrating
Five shades of grey
Four minotaurs
Three Thursday Nexts
an Ibb and an Obb
and a spoon: no charge: its free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven speeding Porsches
Ten official stalkers stalking
Nine Danver clones a-dancing
Eight dragons slaying
Seven giant swans a-flying
Six mammoths migrating
Five shades of grey
Four minotaurs
Three Thursday Nexts
an Ibb and an Obb
and a spoon: no charge: its free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Twelve dodos plocking
Eleven speeding Porsches
Ten official stalkers stalking
Nine Danver clones a-dancing
Eight dragons slaying
Seven giant swans a-flying
Six mammoths migrating
Five shades of grey
Four minotaurs
Three Thursday Nexts
an Ibb and an Obb
and a spoon: no charge: its free.