Readers are asked to combine the works of two authors, and to provide a suitable description of the merged book.
Example 1.
"
Jane Eyre Jordan" -
Plucky English orphan girl survives hardships to lead the Chicago Bulls to the NBA championship.
Example 2.
"
Paradise Lost in Space"-
Satan, Moloch, and Belial are sentenced to spend eternity in a flying saucer with a goofy robot, an evil scientist, and two annoying children.
Example 3.
"
Green Eggs and Hamlet" -
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
Oh, wait! It's already been done.
Washington Post Invitational contest, Merge-Matic Books:
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