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SM, you're the kind of person who would put "Do not step here" on a patch of quicksand, or "Do not touch this cheese" on a mousetrap. Arentya? Arentya? Go on, go on, admit it!
Not fair! I may put quicksand ino a child's sandpit, but would not be so cruel as to expect said child to be able to read. i would just mark it it with an "S" for safe.
Similarly, I would not sign the mousetrap with any mention of cheese as their preferred food is seeds.