Would you believe it?

I definitely would.

Would this law apply to Mary and the Baby Cheeses?

Yep, cheese is some good stuff...

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Imaging having to explain that to anyone! Cell mate, especially.

"You're in here ~why~?"

So Violet dear that's where you've been all this time!!!!

I have always wondered what the ultimate drive behind cheese smuggling was.

Now I know. I wish I didn't.

Warning: The page linked to contains some distasteful images.

I wish it to be known that I am older than that and that my car is maroon.
Having established my innocence, may I suggest that it is up to everyone else to establish theirs?

My car is blue, and I am way younger than that.

Is the Sardinian Cheese that bites back smuggle-able, and if so why would you??

a homage to fromage

Hi mr puniverse. Where have you been hiding?

I have been away work travel etc and missed this place glad to see some familar names still here

The chesse story was a laugh maybe Jasper's world is real and the residents of book world are finding their way into this one.

Please respect the cheese

I remember in 'Hello Cheeky' there was a line about 'Every little brie seems to whisper Louise'

You need a plate full of cheddar to make you feel beddar at christmas.

" Stilton" said the ringmaster to the one legged clown.

From Leslie Neilson in spy hard
Villianes pointing gun at his character says "Im gonna shoot you full of holes like swiss cheese."
He replies "that's no Gouda"

or something like that

I wonder how many members are on a cheese board?

Not quite cheese but this struck me as very Ffordian:

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I call my budgie Gorgon because it quotes Zola all the time.

Wasn't there reputed to be an air raid planned on the Dutch dairy industry during WW2. I think the allocated squadron was referred to as 'The Edam Busters'/

Reads above.

Goes and finds large quantity of little coloured pills as prescribed by registered medical practitioner and retreats into unplumbed depths of own mind in shame.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to dis the brie