***SPOILER ALERT***

The idea here is to post the most obvious or well-known spoilers you can think of (inspired by the conversation of spoilers on the "Reading in Order" thread). For example…

Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves, but their families settle the feud.

Lord Voldemort returns.

The Greeks defeat the Trojans.

The 'Titanic' sinks.

*spoiler alert*

Macbeth gets killed.

The Rebel Alliance wins.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Satine dies at the end.
(in Moulin Rouge)
(Her death is announced in the first five minutes of the film)



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You wants it? How Gollum-esque!

Crispin from "Shades" dies.
(the prologue has his funeral corte'ge)



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

The King Returns



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You wants it? How Gollum-esque!

Heh. Good one.

From the other thread (some of 'em):

Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

In Little Women, Beth dies.

Daisy runs over Myrtle, then Myrtle's husband goes to Gatsby's house and kills him.
I think that's the book I would most like to jump into if I had TN abilities!

Gone With the Wind
Atlanta burns, the Yankees win, Melanie dies, Bonnie dies, Rhett leaves Scarlet.

The Eyre Affair
Thursday marries Landen.

Oliver Twist
Oliver finds his family.

Bleak House
Esther (unfortunately) doesn't die, she marries the doctor.

Indiana Jones finds the Lost Ark

Clark Kent is Superman

Ebernezer Scrooge is a goodie in the end

(One of my favorites, but not so well-known--The Black Tulip by Alexander Dumas.)

He manages to grow the black tulip AND he gets the girl!

The salesman dies.



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Metaphors be with you!

Jane Eyre: Reader, I married him.

Bruce Willis is a ghost

(Ooh, someone told me that before I saw the movie and ruined it for me!)

Maria marries the captain and they all escape the Nazis.

Robert Langdon uncovers ANOTHER church conspiracy.

Dan Brown makes another million.




ooooh, here's a 'take your pick' one: It was all a dream.

Tony Perkins is both the psycho killer AND his mother.

Austin Powers is Dr. Evil.

Alice was dreaming.

Ulysses takes a while to get home.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

They all live happily ever after.