Here's a game then.
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So this snake comes into the bar...

and the barman says, "What's your poison?"
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So this sheep comes into the bar....

and the barman says, "what ewe having?"

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so this crocodile comes into the bar....

....and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of bitter, and make it snappy."

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So this penguin waddles into the bar...

and the barman says "Aren't you a bit short for a nun?"


So this Gnu walks into the bar...

and the barman says, "Gnot you again?"

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So this poodle walks into the bar ...

limping, and the barman says "Don't tell me. You are looking for the man who shot your paw, aren't you?"

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So a man, naked except for a set of jumper cables around his neck walks into a bar......

(my typing is getting worse. Sorry for the edits!)



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and says "A screwdriver for me and an incomplete pass for the lady..."


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A koala comes into a bar...

and says to the barman... just a half I won't be sticking around long.


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Ahorse walks into a bar

and the barman says, "Nay stranger. Horses aren't allowed."

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So a couple of termites walk into a bar....

and eat the bar.

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So a monster walks into a bar....

And the barman says "The usual?"


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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. A couple seconds later Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Santa Clause walk in behind them. Then a nine-hundred pound gorilla and a twelve inch Pianist step into the bar. Then a nun, a giraffe, a doctor, a dentist, a priest, and seven lawyers, an Irishman, a German, an Englishman, a white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican guy, two Jews, the President of the United States, a leprechaun, a duck, and a mime all walk into the bar

And the barman says, "Oh no, Happy Hour already?"


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Three kangaroos walk into the bar...

The barman tells them to hop it.

A flea bounces into the bar.

...and the barman says, "you've had a skinful already, sucker."

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So a rooster walks into the bar......

and the barman says, "The Hens Party is upstairs."

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So a Rolls Royce drives into a bar...

and the barmaid says, "Looks like yer nuts are a bit tight. Would you like a screw-driver?"

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so a kitten walks into the bar....

and asks "I'm looking to pad some pockets."

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A seal walks into a bar....

which surprised the barman, since seals usually don't have legs.

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So a womble walks into the bar...



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And the barman says "You're alright all the papers stacked out back"


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So HRH Prince Andrew walks into the bar...

And the barman says "Yor kidding. Fergi-t it. You're beginning to be a Royal Lodger up my bum."

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So a Jabberwocky walks into the bar...