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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 05, 2008 12:09PM
.... and the barman says "I thought that all philosophers name had an 'E' in them"
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So Jean-Paul Sartre walks into the bar.....
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So Jean-Paul Sartre walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: September 05, 2008 12:22PM
...and the barman says "well do you want a drink or not?"
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So, Phineas T Barnum walks into the bar .....
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So, Phineas T Barnum walks into the bar .....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 24, 2008 05:47AM
...and the barman says: No turning this place into a circus.
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So Julius Caesar walks into the bar.....
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So Julius Caesar walks into the bar.....
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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bruce T Shark (---.range81-154.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 30, 2008 06:03PM
Long time reader first time poster.
and the barman says "Ale Caesar?"
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So William Shakespeare walks into the bar......
and the barman says "Ale Caesar?"
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So William Shakespeare walks into the bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.212.49.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: October 01, 2008 09:54AM
Welcome Bruce. As a long time reader, you will know where the pies, cakes, drinks and chocolate can be found. Help yourself and get stuck in.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 01, 2008 01:18PM
....and the barman says "Two beer's or not to drink beer, that is the question"
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so Paddington Bear walks into the bar.....
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so Paddington Bear walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 01, 2008 01:21PM
(Has anyone here tried the beer called The Beez Neez , or however it is spelled, ? Made with honey?)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 12, 2008 12:51PM
.... and the barman says: After you've perused the place, getr a drink and sit down. Someone will pick you up later.
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so BwH seeking information about the 'Beez Neez' wanders into the bar and the barman says.........
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so BwH seeking information about the 'Beez Neez' wanders into the bar and the barman says.........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: October 18, 2008 02:01AM
...and the barman says "Meet the mead. But don't expect to have much use of your head tomorrow."
So Chief Roi Mata walks into the bar...
So Chief Roi Mata walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 27, 2008 05:04AM
...and the barman says: This bar is pacific. I lands a punch on anyone who tries to set up a domain in here. Out the back is a commercial vehicle and in this van you are to go away.
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so a coontravcts lawyer walks into the bar....
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so a coontravcts lawyer walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.209.116.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: November 04, 2008 02:16PM
...and the barman says "first your cash, then you get a drink."
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So a hedge fund manager walks into the bar.......
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So a hedge fund manager walks into the bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: November 07, 2008 09:40AM
...and the barman says, "any last words?"
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So Fat Albert walks into the bar...
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So Fat Albert walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-193-55.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 09, 2008 09:13AM
....and the Barman says "Hey, Hey, Hey, it's Fat Albert, and if you're not careful you may learn something before it's done."
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So James Herriot walks into the bar ......
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So James Herriot walks into the bar ......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: November 21, 2008 05:17AM
...and the barman says:' Good of you to come. There's some right animals in this pub.'
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So Konrad Lorenz walks into the bar....
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So Konrad Lorenz walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: November 24, 2008 01:25AM
...and the barman says, "Would you like a drink or merely the illusion of one?"
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So Henry Ford walks into the bar...
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So Henry Ford walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-204-81.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 24, 2008 10:10AM
.....and the Barman says "You can have any kind of drink you like as long as it's black."
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So Tom Sawyer walks into the bar.....
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So Tom Sawyer walks into the bar.....
...and the barman says...
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: November 30, 2008 12:13AM
... & the barman says, "We've heard quite enough about you from that Canadian band- get out!"
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So Gene Simmons walks into the bar...
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So Gene Simmons walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 30, 2008 11:55AM
and the barman says: "lets Kiss and make-up, but no tongues."
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So Iron man walks into the bar...
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So Iron man walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: November 30, 2008 03:58PM
... And proceeds to demonstate his crippling alcoholism by holding a drink for a couple of seconds, but never actually taking a sip. (which for some reason really bugs me)
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So Katherine Hepburn walks into the bar...
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So Katherine Hepburn walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.37.140.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 07, 2009 12:28PM
...and the barman says "what a huge pussy you have."
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So Mrs. Slocombe walks into a bar..
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So Mrs. Slocombe walks into a bar..
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