and the barman says " Oh hello John the've been asking after you in the Village"


Rover bounces into the bar and the barman says....

"Sit down."

DEATH walks into a bar....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

(OB - Rover the homicidal weather balloon?)


...and the barman says " Fancy a White Horse?"

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So, Pollution, War and Famine walk into a bar

... everyone assumes it is just a normal night, albeit without peanuts.

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So Heironymous Bosch walks into a bar...

( to skidmarks from OB yes!!! Rover the big white thingy )

and the barman says: there's a real art in drawing a beer.


So Cordwainer Smith walks into the bar...

and the barman says "when you said you,d booked that was a complete fantasy wasn't it? It's not as if booking was hard to do. It's not rocket science is it?"



The man off the Quaker oat packet walked into a bar....

... and the barman says "Hello Friend".

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So, unlikely as it seems, John & Charles Wesley walk into a bar ......



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...and the barman says you could have just Knoxxed and I would have brought your drinks out.

So, Mrs Beeton walks into the bar ...

and the barman says
If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a cake.

Violet Moon walks into the bar and the barman says...

a the barman says "Good job we're not in Manchester."

Then Mario Balotelli walks into the bar and the barman says....

...iF EVER you play that trick again you'll not score a drink in here.



So Archimedes walks into the bar and the barman says......

...no, you can't immerse any bodies in our beer.



So Tigger bounces into the bar...

So Tigger bounces into the bar, and the barman says, "Sorry, but Pooh Bear drank your entire stash of Hunny Mead."

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Digression, from Eric K. Auld

1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
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This sentence wishes to avoid association with the above and also tries to avoid being self-referential, but fails.


A person of indistinguishable ethnicity and an ordained minister of no readily discernible religion walk into a bar...

and the barman says " Is there anybody waiting to order?"


Mr Ubiquitous bursts into a bar and the barman says...

..."I've seen you all over."

So Everyman walks into the bar ...

... and the barman says "Form an orderly queue please - Oh, there is just one of you!"

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So, Pilgrim walks into a bar..........

It's going to be a long night. One at a time please but I'll serve the lady first.



John Doe enters the bar ..

... and the barman says, "I thought you were dead!"

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So, a werewolf, a vampire, and a ghoul walk into a bar...

(geg - Manchester? I've actually been there, but how did you know? Do you know David Grant or Nigel Freeman?)

and the barman says "sorry folks, its a bit nippy in here tonight"

Schrodinder's cat slinks into the bar and the barman says...