Notes that the Treehouse has become untidy with exits and entrances blocked by a

tide of half-formed ideas, non-sequiturs pie-crusts and other hyphenated squit.

Persuades Speckles to play a game of "Vacuum Cleaning"


Hides from Protection of Cruelty to Virtual Animals Officer.

<marvels at spring cleaned treehouse>

<remembers that the Antipodes have their seasons at the wrong time of year>

<Wonders if those inhabiting the antipode of the Antipodes are aware of their misconception concerning primal positions.>

<Reflects further whilst watching tumbleweed blow through suddenly spacious treehouse.>

<Harvests tumbleweed, distills into Scrumpy.>

<Drinks>

<Ceases wondering.>

Receive badge for cruelty to Speckles from protector of cruelty to virtual animals officer but have to hide briskly on seeing approaching officer for the PREVENTION of cruelty to virtual thingies.

Slip on newly vacuumed floor: collide with miniature world.

Enters treehouse with malice aforethought

subjects Speckles to infamous 'two slit' light experiment

ends up with two virtual Speckles.

thinks I 'll use a hologram next time

<awakes>

<sees three Speckles>

<closes eyes, shakes head>

<wonders how it is possible to not talk about three elephants>

<reminds CR that elephants manage it all the time>

<reminds self that we don't really know that elephants don't talk about elephants as even the Attenborough family do not speak "elephant">

<suggests to CR that the panto thread could be a good place to talk about the proliferation of Speckleses>

<Recalls recurring nightmare of fitting into corset required to play Jasmine character.>
<Guiltily hides blond wig.>
<Refuses to consider possibility of showing face (or other bodily parts) again in panto thread.>
<Removes panto threads, replaces in closet. Deeply in back of closet.>
<Edited in order not to mention any specific or general number of elephants.>



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<Ponders possibility of a Smeagol and Gollum Oliphantses>

<Has been dreaming of Heffalumps and Pooh Bear.>

<Awakens to see elephants in a clean TreeHouse.>

<Wonders about the state of reality and whether awakeness is relevant.>

<Trying not to think about blonde wigs in closets.>

<Depressed about ~completely~ missing birthday/whatever party.>

<Returns to napping, to dream about breadbox sizing.>

< gives Violet Moon a welcome home wig>

Good-oh: she can be in the Panto.

<Tries to gesture Oh No She Can't>

<Gives up in frustration>

Has entered Treehouse and admired clean floor.

Thinks it is now possible to see the unclean substances that enter the treehouse.

gets out Baedeker and looks for 'frustration' in index

Cannot find an entry

Lokks up 'egress' in Baedeker

Finds entry to effect that 'egress' is a rare polar relative of Speckles but a but smaller and bird shaped, not really like Speckles at all.

Seeks solace in bottle with tomato pictured on label.

Decide Man drinking out of tomato themed vessel is very unusual

Sit down beside him and offer him a swig out of blue glass slipper.

Accepts swig from blue glass slipper

wonders at spillage through straps

find left ffot army boot

fills with left over substance that was supplied in gklass slipper

ceases to find world confusing

cease to find world

ceases to find

ceases to

ceases

.

Finds ceased man on clean floor

Inserts new battery AAA

winds him up

voila!

<thinks that winding up a battery-powered person might be a bit offending - both to him and to the electrons>

<writes a manifest called "Ions unite against clockwork!">

<Wonders if PH is ready to join the steampunk revolution>

<further wonders if close proximity to Austria & switzerland is reason for the movement (pun intended)>