<reads "Je ne regrette rillette">
<suspects that Misty Cat is the quilty pate>

<adds bad pun>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/18/2013 11:52PM by SkidMarks.

<subtracts bad pun>

<moves thread closer to pun-neutral status>

<Considers pun-neutral ffordian thread, rejects as punnatural.>

<Considers how best to voice "Oh, it's on now!" in voiceless thread.>

<Applauds Pundits>

<tugs at threads, prays (silently) that nothing drops off>

<rotates the board>

<assesses for number wang (!)>

<Points out that as the board has been rotated, ES has been WangNumbered.>

<Retires to Treehouse RecRoom to watch old Mitchell and Webb sketches on new plasma TV.>
Edited to protect the innocent.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/25/2013 11:40PM by MistyCat.

Enters treehouse, reads conversation

Considers MistyCat watching plasma TV.

Because of nature of plasma expects MC will see only old Hammer films, and perhaps a bit of Postman Pat

Or perhaps the inside of a pie powered cyclotron running at abnormally high energy thus distorting the web of reality and so allowing sentient pies to cross the interdimensional barrier and cause Speckles some sense of confusion.

Exits treehouse feeling somewhat at a loss.

Enters treehouse, reads conversation

Considers MistyCat watching plasma TV.

Because of nature of plasma expects MC will see only old Hammer films, and perhaps a bit of Postman Pat

Or perhaps the inside of a pie powered cyclotron running at abnormally high energy thus distorting the web of reality and so allowing sentient pies to cross the interdimensional barrier and cause Speckles some sense of confusion.

Exits treehouse feeling somewhat at a loss.

<wonders at MC watching plasma with no sound>

<shakes head and walk away, dodging sentient pies standing a sentinels>

Oh no. Discover that Speckles has a slow puncture.

Put him in bed and tell him not to move too much

Do headless chicken routine wondering what to do.

My father once cured an elephant of worms by fasting it for a while then feeding it raw carrots. Apparently the worms don't like something in the carrots, whether it is toxic or just tastes bad i don't know. he died 37 years ago and I don't have a mystic to consult.

Any valid responses,ie, either correct or humerus,on an anthelmintic, please.

Wonders if Bunyip was a vet in former times before he became a vet at this point in tree house time.

<wonders if Bunyip is living a lie>

<sets up the lie detector test and fails immediately>

Was sure porky pies was Skidmarks's speciality.

Check on Speckles and discover that he is completely flat.

Ring for Bunyip

Remove a red-faced trembling Egon from under Speckles's bed.

Take him into the library and read Pinocchio to him.

<invents and manufactures elephant pump capable of returning Speckles to 3 dimensional existence>

Catch sight of killer whale sized pachyderm

Jump on favourite dining chair

Gibber and dribble with fear

Feint then faint

<hides, worrying about what an oversize elephant might make of an oversize mouse?>

<ponders looking for BK's pointy sticks

<hides, worrying about what an oversize elephant might make of an oversize mouse?>

<ponders looking for BK's pointy sticks

reenters Treehouse

ses deflated mastodon sized inflatable pachyderm

eats pickled onions and brussels sprouts.

scares Speckles into a state of self pressurisation

exits when Speckles fear causes a pachydermous shaped barrage balloon to be existant inside Treehouse

goes and finds lots of chocolate and pies and chocolate pies to distribute to treehouse persons to try to pretend that I was not the cause of the pachyderm with high internal pressure.

wonders if we can gtet Speckles out of Treehouse we may be able to float over the fence and se what ''the other side'' looks like.

maybe there is no 'other side'

goes off to examine possibilty of zero point energy pies which are spontaneously created and destroyed.

ponders

<wonders at idea there is an 'other side' to the fence>

<looks over fence>

<sees sign marked 'there be dragons here'>

<ducks and covers>