Wishes EG would stop mucking about ducking about and eider do something

heroic or ask the genie for a wish as well as being so wishy washy just like any old common or garden panto dame.

<wonder who on Earth is EG?>

Well we must not name him for several reasons. For EG sample he might have a big EGo and go berserk killing the squirrels right ,left and off centre. Another reason is that spelling is a lost art in the treehowce.

<mistakenly hands out complimentary Esperanto dictionaries in hopes of improving spelling>

ran to receive complimentary copy aspiring to erudition but despair of achieving same. Shame.

Has just returned ti Treehouse for a spell.

Couldn't get the letters in correct order.

Is concerned about repeating war horse/cart horse joke, or any limerick which has reference to Bishop of Buckingham.

Glad to be back in 'real' universe instead of being stuck in horrendous dream world which contains American sitcoms, religious freak relatives, and custard.

<returns from work experience at primary school>

<is appalled at immaturity of the Treehouse>

<runs screaming>

<hopes screams don't scare the kids>
<feeds goats>

the goats are grazing in the butts

misjudge flight-path of large arrow

suffer punctured butt

run screaming

feel distinct sense of deja- vu

<looks at friendly goats and feels reassured>

<looks at large arrow and feels scared>

<looks at treehouse and feels need of architectural assistance>



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<pats ES on back>
<hands Bunyip fish fingers to go with custard>

<erects barrier around giant arrwo>

arrest CR for unlawful imprisonment of rare migrant bird The Blunt-headed Arrwo


Prepare torture chamber

<turns the wheel>

<tries to cackle and/or rave>

<ends up on a riverboat>

Pink houses do not work

<Thanks OB for enforced rest in festive season>

<tires of slumbering and returns to treehouse>

<waves at ES on Riverboat of Terror>

<in honour of Christmas season puts up tree in treehouse>

<is suspicious of tiny treehouse on the tree>

<looks through window of tiny treehouse and sees.......>

<waves from riverboat of terror>

<goes over waterfall>

<ends up in Treehouse????>

Has returned to the treehouse miffed at having missed pleasure jaunt on riverboal of terrors.

Has espied the formidable presentation of pies marked 's'.


Has also seen prostrate pachyderm and wonders if have come back to right universe?

Exits wandering lonely as a clod.

<added mince pies to selection>
<marked them with an "S" for seasons greetings>

Added kangaroo pies to the selection. Carefully marks them with "S" for Skippy.