Shouldn't there be a separate song book thread by now?
Posted by:
poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 24, 2002 02:12PM
<HTML>More tunage from Swindon's popular foursome - the Alexander Beetles (random Pooh reference) from their Northanger Abbey Road LP....
Bertha's Silver Scissors...
Hades was evil, studied diabolical antics back in school,
Late nights all alone with his plotting, oh-oh-oh-oh
Then came Thursday Next, Swindon's premiere litra-tec, trapped him in 'Jane Eyre'.
Where he met a novel ending, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause as a fire was destorying the house, a blow came from behind...
Stab stab Bertha's silver scissors came down into his arm,
Stab stab Bertha's silver scissors finally did Hades harm.
Hades was a @!#$, hated Martin Chuzzlewit, had Quaverly taken out,
But Mycroft saved us all the o-other scenes.
Burnt the manuscript, kept the meddlers out of it, Hades was annoyed,
So he turned his plan to something i-in-teresting
But as Thursday was wrecking his plan, a blow came from behind...
Stab stab etc...
Swindon's litra-tecs, listening out for Thursday Next, assumed it had gone wrong,
Suddenly the ending was changing, oh-oh-oh-no
Rochester was blind and lame, Jane Eyre was gone away, and Thursday must be trapped,
With no-one to say the words to spirit her a-a-way,
but as the book was nearing it's end, 'Sweet Madness' was said...
All 'cause Bertha's silver scissors came down into his arm etc</HTML>