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Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: Magda (---.med.umich.edu)
Date: November 27, 2002 09:53PM

<HTML>Another songbook contribution:


I saved Jane Eyre
Saw Hades roast
It brought me fame and fandom and everything that goes with it
Including Toast.
Then I found a new LitTech branch
Inside of books.
And it’s a challenge, because keeping stories straight
Is harder than it looks.

(And the Library goes on and on and on and on)

We’re Jurisfiction, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting, ‘til “The End”
We’re Jurisfiction
We’re Jurisfiction
Watch out for boojums
'Cause we are the champions… of the Word.

Books get fecked up -
Time after time -
Change just one sentence,
You’ve committed a crime.
Author's mistakes
We’ve fixed a few
We’ve had our share of pagerunners and adjectivores
We’ve had to pursue.

(And the Library goes on and on and on and on)

We’re Jurisfiction, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting, ‘til “The End”
We’re Jurisfiction
We’re Jurisfiction
Watch out for boojums
'Cause we are the champions… of the Word.




(For the sake of anyone who hasn't twigged it yet, this is to "We are the Champions" by Queen)</HTML>

Re: Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 27, 2002 11:36PM

<HTML>dammit dammit dammit! Why didn't I think of that?

Made me laugh though so I'll forgive you ;) :D</HTML>

Re: Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: Jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: November 28, 2002 12:01AM

<HTML>Ben - cos you're a Cov fan - when did you ever get the chance to sing We are the champions?

Magda - fantastic! About time somebody else mucked in. Um. actually it's better than any of mine.</HTML>

Re: Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: ScarletBea (---.be.jnj.com)
Date: November 28, 2002 08:08AM

<HTML>Jon, stop that, everyone is wonderful :)

*imagines what would happen if I had some free time lol*</HTML>

Re: Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: November 28, 2002 02:31PM

<HTML>Thanks folks!

Jon, I don't know that it's better than all of your stuff, but I'll admit to being rather proud of the first four lines.

BTW, as an alternate for the second chorus you can replace "keep on fighting" with "keep rewriting". I waffled on which one to use, but decided that rewriting was mostly what they were trying to prevent.

-Magda-</HTML>

Re: Blame Jon and Ben - they started it.
Posted by: All-American-Cutie (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: November 30, 2002 03:07AM

<HTML>Good job Magda!! excellent!</HTML>



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