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<HTML>Dave, sweetie, I'm flattered but I'm not really back, actually I was reading all new stuff and now I'm leaving coz my friend is stranded in her sofa while I'm at the comp lol...
Swindon looked ok from the train window, sunny :)
I'll be definitely back saturday night, ok?
Until then it's just peeks once in a while...
And oh, I'm meeting Ben friday afternoon yay</HTML>
We've been busy whilst you've been off sunning yourself in Swindon, as you can no doubt tell. And say 'marmite' to Ben for us when you see him. He won't understand.</HTML>
<HTML><p><font face="Arial Black" size="5" color="#000080">Wessex Police</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial">Advance warning notice no. 3995</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial">We have received a tip-off from an anonymous source that
outbreaks of uncontrolled insanity may occur on the afternoon of Friday 5th
December.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial">The parties involved are believed to have odd coloured
hair, and while relatively harmless on their own, could react dangerously if
brought into contact. Officers are cautioned not to try to tackle them on their
own, but contact Operative Thursday E. Next of Swindon SO-27, who has the
appropriate weaponry.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial">On no account buy the one known as 'Ben' (aka PSD, aka the Evesham Flasher) any cider. Not until he gets a round in, anyway.</font></p></HTML>
<HTML>Huh. Show-off. I could do lots of impressive things on my website, you know, but AOL doesn't support Front Page Extensions, mutter, mutter chiz moan drone millenium hand and shrimp.</HTML>
<HTML>Ben, you have plenty of things to say (ad infinitum!) And look at it this way, even if you're just rambling, at least you're moderately amusing! [GRIN]</HTML>
<HTML>LOL Jon, yeah, be careful all around us, major Fforde discussion, books, storytelling and other dangerous subjects will be discussed on our agenda ;)</HTML>