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<HTML>I know it's not old! It looks very much as though I'm about to be dating a man who's seven years younger than I am. As we say in the ChronoGuard, time is relative... ;-) And thanks for the compliment. "Crazy enough to be here" - that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today. :-)</HTML>
<HTML>One of the all-time greatest bad taste songs. Love it.
Btw, Sarah, it's a small web .... I looked at your mate Nyder's site and on his list of mates was my mate Alice Dryden, who has a link off my website (and who I am trying to persuade to become a ffordean) .... shake that entroposcope</HTML>
<HTML>Nyder's a she! Her real name is Dr Fiona Moore, and she's the girlfriend of Alan "Kaldor City" Stevens. And I've met Alice at a Kaldor City event, though I'm not sure if she'll remember me. Tell her I'm the one with the hat, if she's puzzled.
Entroposcope reading is normal. Maybe it's not working...</HTML>
<HTML>Further reading of the Nyder website leads me to wonder whether Jaspers' short name for Neanderthals, Thals, is actually a reference to Genesis of the Daleks? and if so, where are the Kaleds?</HTML>
<HTML>I don't know. But take my advice and don't ask the excellent Alan, or you'll get an earful of more "Dr Who" than is good for anyone's sanity... ;-)</HTML>
<HTML>Well,
<a href="http://phone.people.yahoo.com/py/psPhoneSearch.py?FirstName=&LastName=sunday&City=&State="> here's</a> a whole page of people called sunday (as a surname, does that count?). Ah, no, wait <a href="http://teaser.ussearch.com/teaser/teaser.jsp?TID=0&srcAdID=1060005061&adID=10002101&x=20&y=3&searchFName=sunday&searchMName=&searchLName=smith&searchCity=&searchState=&searchApproxAge=20">here's</a> a whole load called Sunday Smith, which day does that leave?</HTML>
<HTML>Husband 1.1.1 crashed, probably due to excessive alcohol intake. Wish I could get an automatic replacement, but I'd had him for thirteen and a half years so unfortunately he was out of guarantee. Grrrr.</HTML>