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Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:02PM

<HTML>I should stop goin round feelin penguins if I was you.</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:04PM

<HTML>You can get arrested for that in certain American States.</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:11PM

<HTML>Wilfred doesn't remember having been felt by anyone he doesn't know. But then again, Wilfred often has trouble remembering where he is. I actually think he has fallen out of a parallel universe where penguins have evolved to metabolise inconceivable quantities of alcohol, since he appears to be perfectly healthy. The big question, which I've never yet satisfactorily managed to answer, is: where on earth does he get the stuff?</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:12PM

<HTML>Though Lyle Lovett did do a splendid song called 'Penguins',

I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs

Most odd. I do like Lyle.</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:15PM

<HTML>You know, that's quite a lot like some of Wilfred's poetry...</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:16PM

<HTML>Does Wilfred have a shockingly bad hairdo and a face like someone has parked a bus on it? If so, then he IS Lyle.

Actually, I've never seen them both in the same room at the same time....

hmm...</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:16PM

<HTML>That's possibly the bizarrest thing I've seen this month (saw some quite bizarre things in November)</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:19PM

<HTML>No, he's got a little tuft on the top of his head which is usually pretty neat, and he has a face like, er, someone who's just seen something very bizarre indeed.</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:24PM

<HTML>What bizarre things did you see in november Adam?</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 11, 2002 02:33PM

<HTML>I saw an accidental chat up occur in Edinburgh: a mate of mine was 'dancing' in a club when two 'girls' walked over to dance, he turned round and said "Evening Ladies" and that was it one of the girls was all over him like a rash and we didn't see him again until lunchtime the next day! He said he was only being polite.

I also noticed Everton being in the top 3 of the pemiership - now that really is bizarre!</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Magda (---.med.umich.edu)
Date: December 11, 2002 04:19PM

<HTML>I'd love to join you folks for lunch next Thursday, but I'm afraid my lunch hour isn't long enough for the drive to the airport and the transatlantic flight (even if I could afford the Concorde). Not to mention being 5 hours later than yours in any case.
-Magda-</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2002 04:20PM

<HTML>Is there somewhere you could eat noodles? We could eat ramen and commune...</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Magda (---.med.umich.edu)
Date: December 11, 2002 05:34PM

<HTML>I could alway eat ramen noodles for lunch that day, I suppose. Of course, to be at the same time as you folks, I would have to have them at breakfast time, but then again I've had far worse things for breakfast.

If I'm home, my soft Pickwick could even join me (as could my parrot, who rather likes noodles).</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: All-American-Cutie (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: December 11, 2002 05:36PM

<HTML>Hey Magda,

Dave's on to something...since we're about 5 hours behind them, we could eat Ramen noodles for breakfast and feel like we were being part of it. Although, I think I'm going to have to go buy some other flavor than the Hot Chili Pepper flavor we currently have stocked. There are just some things I can't do for breakfast!</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: December 11, 2002 09:42PM

<HTML>cool and groovy. And we could do some whizzy digital editing stuff with photos and pretend we're all there! hoorah!</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 13, 2002 02:04PM

<HTML>well kids, it's booked. 1pm, Thursday 22nd December 2002. The inaugural meeting of the Yorkshire Ffordists.

Be there or be polygon of your choice.

It's in the name of Dave Graham, and I've booked for 6 people (me, Rob, Adam, Sarah, Sarah's chum and a spare..)</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 13, 2002 02:39PM

<HTML>I can't make Thursday the 22nd on the grounds it's a Saturday ;-)</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: December 13, 2002 02:41PM

<HTML>oh picky picky. How about Thursday the 19th instead? Has the added advantage of that being the day I really booked too.</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 13, 2002 02:48PM

<HTML>He he he - still got the post it note on my monitor to remind me to bring the camera, although I just know I'm going to forget it!</HTML>

Re: Christmas lunch
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: December 13, 2002 03:51PM

<HTML>Isn't Thursday 22<sup>nd</sup> actually a Sunday ??

Anyway, the 19<sup>th</sup> is in my diary...</HTML>

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