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On the first day of Christmas...
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 15, 2002 06:19PM

<HTML>OK, are we all ready? Off we go, then...

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A copy of LIAGB.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven Skyrail tickets,
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight dodos plocking,
Seven Skyrail tickets,
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine clocks a-stopping,
Eight dodos plocking,
Seven Skyrail tickets,
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten voles a-scampering,
Nine clocks a-stopping,
Eight dodos plocking,
Seven Skyrail tickets,
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven mammoths munching,
Ten voles a-scampering,
Nine clocks a-stopping,
Eight dodos plocking,
Seven Skyrail tickets,
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve cats a-reading,
Eleven mammoths munching,
Ten voles a-scampering,
Nine clocks a-stopping,
Eight dodos plocking,
Seven Skyrail tickets.
Six bookworms hyphenating,
Five silver bullets,
Four strong verbs,
Three French Revisionists,
Two re-engineered doves
And a copy of LIAGB.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas... I took a whole bottle of dried ffrog pills and stayed in bed.</HTML>

Re: On the first day of Christmas...
Posted by: Carla (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: December 15, 2002 10:01PM

<HTML>Has anyone read the "twelve days of Christmas in letters" by john julius Norwich and illustrated by Quentin Blake? Pure genius!</HTML>

Re: On the first day of Christmas...
Posted by: ScarletBea (---.telepac.pt)
Date: December 15, 2002 11:15PM

<HTML>YAY Sarah!

I want just the six bookworms hyphenating, please, lol</HTML>

Re: On the first day of Christmas...
Posted by: All-American-Cutie (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: December 18, 2002 08:51PM

<HTML>vewwy vewwy goot!</HTML>



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