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<HTML>I have found out, thisjust in, if someoen punches your lights out real good, then you're eyes will slowly close and the gates to bright green monkey land open! Join me and my monkey friends....FREE FOOD FOR EVERYONE!</HTML>
<HTML>If you put an unripe banana through training, does it cease to be green, even if it is still unripe? ;-)
Ps I thought this thread was about bright green monks, for some reason. My alleged mind is clearly slipping further.</HTML>
<HTML>Umm. Reminds me of the time my friend Irene was trying to teach a child the Hail Mary in catechism class, and the child gave her a very puzzled look and asked, "What does it mean, 'blessed art thou, a monk swimming'?"</HTML>