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All you need are bigger pockets. You can quite easily carry a couple of hardbacks. (For those of you of below average weight, this will stop you from blowing away.)
Skids: Then my pants fall down, since those are the only garments I have that really have pockets.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland