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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<Reads above posts - especially relating to pork pies>
<decides shall have nothing to do with it>
<exits page left for fridge knowing that tomorrow is payday due to problems with financial institution computers on Friday and hopes the cat has left me something for lunch>
<recalls old joke:
<a steakis better than a pork pie>
<a pork pie is better than nothing>
<nothing is better than a steak>