hello people my names chris and im from swansea south wales ive been into jasper books for about 3years after i found nearly all his books in a discount bookshop in carmarthen and really enjoyed them. i also like terry pratchett and most other fantasy and scifi books. i hope to get to know you onthis forum

Hi chris

I'm pretty new around here too.

Be prepared to be bombarded with cake and pies. I think there's a plot or something. :D

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Hi Chris. Help yourself to refreshments; there's biscuits as well as cakes and pies. Don't p-p-p-ick up the Penguins though - they bite your fingers off. Probably the added chilli or something.

You're from Wales, are you? Expect Daleks then - thousands of them.

Don't forget the Cybermen! (They'll bite your fingers off too!)

Welcome Chris. Try the Battenberg if you get a chance.

You'll never want anything else....

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Going on the amount of foodstuff consumed around here a few adipose wouldn't go amiss - but they would take more than your fingers. Welcome - there are plenty of pies to go around, savoury pies have a "s" on them, and the sweet ones a "S".

<offers generous helping of wasabi flavoured battenberg>

<wonders what on Earth wasabi is>

<You don't know?! Horrible sinuse wrenching pale green stuff (a virrulent form of horseradish to be exact) favoured by strange people, to eat with sushi and nori rolls>
<Wanders off to bed>

<gets out Big Stick (tm) to defend favourite condiment>

plenty of cheese this side of the border. thanks for the welcome

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Wasabi. Wasn't that Tonto's pet name for the Lone Ranger?

CannibalRabbit Wrote:
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> Going on the amount of foodstuff consumed around
> here a few adipose wouldn't go amiss - but they
> would take more than your fingers. Welcome -
> there are plenty of pies to go around, savoury
> pies have a "s" on them, and the sweet ones a "S".


Firstly, hi Chris ph, but I must point out to Cannibal:Rabbit and anyone else that it is unsafe to assumes that all batches of pies will follow the "s" savoury, "S" sweet idea: it depends on the left-over pastry, choice of cook and confusion available........

At any rate, have some cocoa to wash down all that pie & cake...

Hi Chris ph!

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Welcome chris.ph.

On the antipodean side of the room you will find chiko rolls, deep fried Mars bars, smarties, chocoholics and many rare and exotic comentibles such as Vegemite sandwiches.


Look out for Kitten, especially if holding c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e as it tends to get undue attention. (If you have a chocolate model of Jonny Depp prepare to be invaded .)

We also have pies with 'S' on them - squid, snake, sulphur crested cockatoo, chocolate sauce, and rabbitS.

Wasabi? Where?

I like wasabi.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Now baking wasabi and rhubarb pies - are they sweet or savoury?

Yes.

That would depend on how much Wasabi you used. Overall, I agree with Egon

<escapes big stick>
<offers conciliatory container of wasabi to Martin and Kitten>