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hello people my names chris and im from swansea south wales ive been into jasper books for about 3years after i found nearly all his books in a discount bookshop in carmarthen and really enjoyed them. i also like terry pratchett and most other fantasy and scifi books. i hope to get to know you onthis forum
Hi Chris. Help yourself to refreshments; there's biscuits as well as cakes and pies. Don't p-p-p-ick up the Penguins though - they bite your fingers off. Probably the added chilli or something.
You're from Wales, are you? Expect Daleks then - thousands of them.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Going on the amount of foodstuff consumed around here a few adipose wouldn't go amiss - but they would take more than your fingers. Welcome - there are plenty of pies to go around, savoury pies have a "s" on them, and the sweet ones a "S".
<You don't know?! Horrible sinuse wrenching pale green stuff (a virrulent form of horseradish to be exact) favoured by strange people, to eat with sushi and nori rolls>
<Wanders off to bed>
CannibalRabbit Wrote:
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> Going on the amount of foodstuff consumed around
> here a few adipose wouldn't go amiss - but they
> would take more than your fingers. Welcome -
> there are plenty of pies to go around, savoury
> pies have a "s" on them, and the sweet ones a "S".
Firstly, hi Chris ph, but I must point out to Cannibal:Rabbit and anyone else that it is unsafe to assumes that all batches of pies will follow the "s" savoury, "S" sweet idea: it depends on the left-over pastry, choice of cook and confusion available........
On the antipodean side of the room you will find chiko rolls, deep fried Mars bars, smarties, chocoholics and many rare and exotic comentibles such as Vegemite sandwiches.
Look out for Kitten, especially if holding c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e as it tends to get undue attention. (If you have a chocolate model of Jonny Depp prepare to be invaded .)
We also have pies with 'S' on them - squid, snake, sulphur crested cockatoo, chocolate sauce, and rabbitS.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland