I love Fforde's books so much they inspired a blog homage. (I think only a Fforde fan would get it.)

>EJ is the literary offspring & hybrid child of Thursday Next’s incursions into the book world. (She’s not a book, she‘s a Blog). Belonging to neither world, the plot centre’s around EJ’s attempts to live in a betwixt world - part literary character/part real person - she must master her identity in the cyberspace labyrinth or die.

About the character
I go by many names, but you can call me EJ. I’m the main character in a sync-mystic novel being written real time, right here, right now on this blog. Watch in a-maze-ment as everything is related back to me in some way, shape or form. But what does it all mean? Will I survive? Will I ever become a real Book Person? Find out as I use the power of synchronicity to decode the maze’s hieroglyphics, confront the heart of darkness and strive to become ONE.<

[mysecretboudoir.blogspot.com]

'Allo 'allo, EJ. Welcome to the Fforum. Help yourself to the pies. The ones on the left are savoury unless they're square while the ones on the right are sweet unless served with custard.

Egon.

Egon,
The catering here is excellent (if a 'trifle' confusing.) I love this place already!

Just be careful of the Welsh Rarebit. It bites when nasty.

But to get bit is rare.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Indeed. It depends on how much Worcester sauce you've used.

<Fends off recalcitrant cheese on toast.>