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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 29, 2011 09:50PM

Always chase for the usual suspects...

Is it vertebrate?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 10:15PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 30, 2011 09:23AM

Is it alive?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 30, 2011 10:13AM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.109.68.184.dyn.user.ono.com)
Date: October 02, 2011 08:33PM

When it was alive, was it living in water?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 03, 2011 08:53AM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 03, 2011 03:12PM

Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 03, 2011 08:27PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Marit (---.175.150.167.dyn.user.ono.com)
Date: October 04, 2011 11:04AM

Is it even a whole animal?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 04, 2011 05:32PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: October 05, 2011 07:44AM

Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? (Phew, I think that no-one will notice that this is almost a breadbox question.)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 05, 2011 09:14AM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.net.novis.pt)
Date: October 07, 2011 08:22PM

Is it edible?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 07, 2011 10:56PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 08, 2011 06:43AM

Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 10, 2011 01:01PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 10, 2011 02:17PM

Hmmmm. not sausages, then. Black pudding?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 10, 2011 03:38PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.
11) Not black pudding - but you're thinking on the rightish lines.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 10, 2011 09:41PM

Is it something easily found in the US? (Since the breadbox question has been answered in a roundabout sort of way, thank goodness someone stepped forward for that duty, I'm SO embarrassed for my negligent behavior!)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 11, 2011 09:41AM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.
11) Not black pudding - but you're thinking on the rightish lines.
12) Easily found in the US.

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