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0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.
11) Not black pudding - but you're thinking on the rightish lines.
Is it something easily found in the US? (Since the breadbox question has been answered in a roundabout sort of way, thank goodness someone stepped forward for that duty, I'm SO embarrassed for my negligent behavior!)
0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.
3) Is it vertebrate? No.
4) Is it alive. No.
5) When it was alive, was it living in water? Sir, you presume too much in asking such a question of me. If, however, you insist on on asking, I have no option but to answer "no".
6)Would I be likely to find one (or more) in a normal house? From time to time.
7) Is it even a whole animal? No - and you could even shorten than question.
8) Is it larger than a thing which would fit into a normal breadbox? I've been worrying about the arrival of the not the breadbox question. Normally seen in quantities small enough to keep in a breadbox especially in the kind of domestic setting that is also likely to contain a breadbox.
9) Is it edible? ye, yes yes.
10) Although animal, would an English variety contain more cereal than a normal European one? No. I'm English, mine never contain any cereal.
11) Not black pudding - but you're thinking on the rightish lines.
12) Easily found in the US.