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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 27, 2011 07:44PM

Is it warm blooded?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: September 27, 2011 07:58PM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 27, 2011 08:07PM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)
5) Can it fly?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: September 27, 2011 08:49PM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)
5) Can it fly? Yes! (with assistance)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 27, 2011 10:01PM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)
5) Can it fly? Yes! (with assistance)
6)

I'm not asking another question; it only seems to make matters worse.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: September 27, 2011 10:53PM

Ho Ho Ho - I think that I have you confused!

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 28, 2011 05:21PM

Is it mammalian?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 28, 2011 09:15PM

Yes

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 28, 2011 09:29PM

Geg, is that an answer to my question (and if so, how do you know?), or is it a confirmation of your confusion?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 29, 2011 08:43AM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)
5) Can it fly? Yes! (with assistance)
6) Is it mammalian? Yes.
6b)Geg, is that an answer to my question (and if so, how do you know?), or is it a confirmation of your confusion? I don't know but she was correct.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 08:59AM

0) Animal
1) Is it vertebrate? yes
2) Does it fit inside the average Breadbox.No it wouldn't (or possibly might be able to.)
3) Is it fictional? Some say so, but I am going with No
4) Is it warm blooded? I am going to say "Yes" (but if fictional, who knows?)
5) Can it fly? Yes! (with assistance)
6) Is it mammalian? Yes.
6b)Geg, is that an answer to my question (and if so, how do you know?), or is it a confirmation of your confusion? I don't know but she was correct.Yes,no(because it's Father Christmas),no.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 29, 2011 10:32AM

<hands the Sceptre of Quizzy Things to Geg>
<hopes that the Orb of Obfuscation will look like something else> (Well it should, shouldn't it?)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 11:12AM

I'm just wondering if the word mammalian applys to Father C. Surely Mrs Christmas is the real answer. ( sounds of many dictionary pages being riffled rends the air)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 11:29AM

I'm still worrying about the appearance of you know who in September.

0) Animal

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 11:34AM

Is it Voldemort

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 12:04PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort - but realises how confusion has arisen, I actually meant "you know who" not "you know who".

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 29, 2011 12:41PM

Is it human?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 03:30PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 29, 2011 03:56PM

Does it like Eggs?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2011 08:46PM

0)Animal
0b) Not Lord Voldemort
1) Not Human
2) It is unable to either like or dislike eggs.

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