Bears won't ****.


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An ounce of prevention...

...is no longer available in this country owing to EC legislation on metric measurement.

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If at first you don't succeed...

... try sucking them harder.

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E =

(masturbation x copulation) squared.

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Pretty Mr Policeman sitting

... moaning about how much paperwork there is in the job these days

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When you walk through a storm, ....


(Morning, everyone. Is it me or are there a lot of walruses in here?)

you get wet




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the night they invented champagne......................

a region in France got famous for rotted grapes. A silly thing to be famous for, indeed!


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A computer's reliability is....

all in the mind!


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Take the last train to Clarkesville......................

and it'll be a long wait to get home!

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One person's music is ....

....very quiet when compared to a whole orchestra's

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People try to put us down ...

but we pull them down with us then climb all over them...

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don't count your chickens

count your ducks instead

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A fly in your soup....

is added protein.

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Never put off 'till tomorrow....

.... what you can put off to the middle of next week

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I'm just a girl who can't say ...

no to a piece of chocolate.

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Cat hair .....

is mostly found in fast food.


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Where there is a fire....

there's a pyromaniac.

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Red sky at night...

the city is burning

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Many hands make....



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

many cakes...

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computers always crash

When you drop them out the window.

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All that glitters....


EDIT --> I can't believe I forgot to turn off my .sig twice in a row! Sigh.



Post Edited (05-02-03 18:06)

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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith