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Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 06, 2003 10:51PM

...suddenly realised he'd walked into the English translation, and got very confused.

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If you go down to the woods today...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 06, 2003 11:32PM

Watch were you step.

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I write the songs that........

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 06, 2003 11:40PM

appear on the backing track for Dr Finlay's Casebook, honest

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This is a tale of arms and a the man . . .

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 06, 2003 11:41PM

Who had no legs.


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Deep in the heart............

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: belochka (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 07, 2003 12:32AM

Dr. Duval realised he'd taken the wrong artery.

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A thing of beauty is...


Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 07, 2003 08:35AM

...a toy forever.

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How many roads must a man...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 07, 2003 09:27AM

...cross before he catches up with that blessed chicken?

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I'm not fat, I'm...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 07, 2003 09:29AM

suffering from pie retention... (stolen from Billy Connelly)

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Well, they blew up a chicken man in Philly last night...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 07, 2003 11:21PM

It took two bicycle pumps and an entire canister of helium !



Lines are open 7 days a week........

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 08, 2003 12:31AM

But only on the second Tuesday of the month.

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Depe in the heart of....

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 08, 2003 01:33PM

...the Library, the UA of W Cat was having a moral crisis concerning Dangermouse.

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The people's flag is deepest red...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 08, 2003 01:43PM

until you've washed it, and then it's pink. And so are all your white shirts.

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I met a girl who sang the blues,
I asked her . . .

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 08, 2003 02:01PM

have you eaten your greens?

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@#$%& as...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 08, 2003 02:31PM

...that washing powder they used to wash the Red Flag. ;-)

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The importance of being...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 08, 2003 09:54PM

Prime Minister is greater than you might think. Especially if your initials are AB.

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Nothing is longer than...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 08, 2003 10:16PM

.... everything (think about it)

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A nod is as good as a wink to a ....

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 09, 2003 12:49AM

Monty Python fan.

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But soft! What light from yonder window breaks?

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: June 09, 2003 04:16AM

And why is Juliet throwing her lamp out the window to begin with?

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Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: belochka (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 09, 2003 05:03PM


..give them the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Parsley, sage, rosemary and....


Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 09, 2003 06:04PM

...catnip.

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We hold these truths to be...

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