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How to prolong your life
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 06, 2003 02:05PM

Yes, folks, I have the answer. It's right here on the back of this Viking office supplies catalogue:

"Poloshirt, 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. A high performance cotton-rich fabric with a special construction to offer greater wearer comfort and longevity. Chest sizes: M-XXL."

So now you know. ;-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: How to prolong your life
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: June 06, 2003 02:15PM

We used Viking Direct when they first started - we had to send back everything because it was so crap. Everything but the free gift - that was the only thing that was any good!


Re: How to prolong your life
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 06, 2003 11:46PM

How much are these life-prolonging shirts ? Are these in fact what the Queen Mother was wearing under those floral dresses ?

Re: How to prolong your life
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 06, 2003 11:47PM

What happens if your size is only small?

Re: How to prolong your life
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 07, 2003 09:15AM

They've got a three-for-the-price-of-two offer on, so you can get three (same size and colour) for £15.98. I suppose if your size is only small, you just wear medium and go for the baggy look. It's no worse than those @#$%& T-shirts which seem to come in one size which is XXXXXXXL.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah



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