Re: You can say that again
Posted by:
dante (---.thls.bbc.co.uk)
Date: June 25, 2003 10:45AM
Oooh, favourite quotes. I'm going to have to subject you all to Buffy.
(Strangely, most of them seem to involve Giles.)
"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy
"How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings."
"Yes!"
"That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll." -- Mr. Whitmore and Xander
"Have I ever let you down?"
"Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" -- Buffy and Giles
"Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
"No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year-old girl to unplug her phone." -- Giles and Xander
"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense."
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five." -- Principal Snyder and Giles
"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting."
"I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."
"Yes, yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it." -- Giles and Buffy
"I told one lie. I had one drink."
"Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words, "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture." -- Buffy and Giles
Buffy: "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much 'Fire bad. Tree pretty.'"
Giles: "There's a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say."
Buffy: "Fire bad. Tree pretty."
(Graduation Part II)
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Do something pretty while you can...