Hark, hark, listen who dares...

It's Edward Bear coming down the stairs.
"Bumpity-bumpity-bumpity-bump!"
At the bottom he lands with a cushiony thump.

There, a Winnie-the-Pooh doggerel to set things off. Grin, grin.

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When shall we three...



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

eat again?

(doggerel? bearrerel?)
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We are juggling priceless eggs in...

(Sorry. Accidentally posted the previous message twice...)



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..Covent Garden. Tomorrow we'll be eating fire.

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So it's goodnight from me and it's.....

Hope I don't ruin this thread, but this all brings back to mind a poem of William Crustacean. William was sent to the Royal School for Protection of Children of Authors, on account of being pilloried by his peers about 'Tom Punchinello'. There he met Christopher Robin Milne, the child whose plight caused the school to be founded. Their exploits are legendary.


They're changing the books and making them silly;
Christopher Robin went down with Billy.
Billy is rogering all of the texts;
"Whatever happened to Thursday Next?"
said Billy.


I'm not sure it's 'with', though; WC was rather perverse.

LOL :D

.... hello to the evening shift who'll be here to entertain you throughout the night

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I don't believe....

...I accidentally guessed part of TN3's plot on the Fforbidden Fforum by cracking a joke...

("Bearrerel" - nice!)

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What goes up...



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

... almost certainly will come down. It's the gravity thing you know.

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Tis better to have loved .......

than to have lust.

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Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timber...

... because if you were, there are a number of gentlemen who would like to have a word with you

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Is this the real life....

.... or is this the movie version adapted from the book based on real life.

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Do what you will....

.....as long as you hide the evidence

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Is this burning an eternal....

... case of urethritis, or have I got caught in my zip again?

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On a clear day, you can see . . .

...Rotherham from my house. Every cloud has a silver lining!

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Three little maids who, all unwary...

went skinny-dipping near a monastery,

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There is beauty in the bellow of the...

... of the ox, but damned little in the bellow of the Gallagher

--------------- (why is being able to see Rotherham in any way a silver lining?)

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a .....

.... sleepy dodo.

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If at first you don't succeed.....

.... keep sucking til you do.

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul .....

...after a few bottles of Scotch.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a.....