Posted by:
Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
I can do the glasses and the trousers, but my hair hasn't been really short since I had it cut for a fancy dress party which I attended as Avon. (Well, I was going to be Servalan, but unless you're stick-thin you just can't get away with those frocks!) This got an unexpected reaction from the Irish landlady of the pub where the party was held.
"Oh," she enthused to my then husband afterwards, "Sarah looked beautiful in that outfit!"
"Ann," said my ex, "you do realise she was dressed as this science-fiction psycho type who ended up shooting his best friend, don't you?"
"I don't care," replied Ann stoutly, "she looked beautiful, she looked lovely..."
Just for the record, Ann isn't a lesbian either, though you could perhaps be forgiven for wondering!
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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)
Sarah