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WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Black work pants
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Mixology 5 -bexta
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
7407
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
toast with peanut butter..sorry i lie its actually a strawberry flavoured chuppa-chup that i am sucking on as i type
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
nasty green
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
I dont know, i'm on the bottom floor of a shopping centre i dont get to see the sky..
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
idiot customer service assistant at optus USELESS!!
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
face
10. FAVOURITE BOOK?
The Dark Half = stephen king, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Its monday, im at work and i just partied all weekend..honestly i have felt better
12. FAVOURITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
Water with 2 beroccas in it
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The computer humming
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
7139
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Little pizzas
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Grey
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Cold though it is dark
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My grandma, trying to sell her fruit
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
eyes
10. FAVOURITE BOOK?
too many to count
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Tired, sore-yoga can do that to you
12. FAVOURITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
Strawberry lemonade from Applebees
13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Too young
14. FAVOURITE SPORTS?
I realy am not a big sports person
15. HAIR COLOR?
Blond that is turing red and brown on its own
16. EYE COLOR?
Brown
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope,glasses
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:
A brother 11
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Icecream!
20. TEMPER OR MILD MANNERED?
Mild-mannered though i do tend to have a temper
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
The Secret life of David Gale, great movie
22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Cristmas day
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Well yeah but i have done it since no one will ask me
24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?
Unexpected endings or not typical
25. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter though i can't go running outside in bare feet
26. HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs
27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I realy have no idea
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate
29. IF YOU WERE A GARDEN TOOL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Garden tool?
30. TEA, LIAGB or WOLP?
TEA haven't read WOLP since I live in the US
31. WHICH NEXTIAN CHARACTER IS MOST LIKE YOU?
Bowden
32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
With my family
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Angels and Demonds
34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Golf-my father's little obsession
35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
I am not a big board game person
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Went to my yoga class and the watched The Secret Life of David Gale
37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Rain
38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING.
Why can't i just let myself sleep?
39. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WENT ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
Sadly, not yet
Ah, it's been a long time since some sad dweeb boy mentioned that. The nostalgia is overwhelming. Welcome to the fforum, and by the way, would it be chocolate or vanilla? I have you down as a chocolate kind of guy.
are you a cross cross gender chocoholic in denial? I would say welcome, but it is not my place and to be honest, i'm not sure I can deal with cross boy at this time of the morning.
TAFfE, I would say welcome, but mixing red and white is a social faux pas I'm not sure I can forgive. On the subject of boys, it's a term I reserve for the cute interesting ones, regardless of age.