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Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: MissPrint (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:44AM

yes, but probably only since I got here, sorry.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: dave (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:46AM

did someone mention rhubarb crumble? Fantastic.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:47AM

Nonsense - we've always gone chasing after things we enjoy...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:49AM

In PSD's case it's usually......

Anyway...


Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:51AM

Oi! I haven't had any of that for over a year now - so don't stereotype me!



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 03:39AM

I never stereotype! My computer isn't modern enough. I monotype. So there!


Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 07:52PM

Kaz: brilliant !

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:05PM

You did it again, you did it again!!!

lol

I guess that as long as you caught it and didn't make a fuss, we'll all be discreet about what you were chasing...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: AlisonS (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:47PM

ok seriously confused here.... silver turnips? Swedes? Is that what I call turnips/neeps? The big round yellow ones we use for Halloween? What I call swedes are small and white and uurk. Basically. Neeps & carrots mashed with butter & pepper - food of the GSD!

(um and what was he chasing? Soory, noob here...)

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:48PM

I'm not too sure. It's been such a long time...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 10:43PM

Alison

Are you Scottish?

In England, the big yellow/orange jobs are called swedes, whereas turnips are small with white flesh and skin with greenish or purplish tinge.

I knew Scots referred to swede as neeps, but I didn't realise it was short for turnips. How confusing.

Also didn't realise swedes had anything to do with Halloween . . .



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Re: Dates (do not read on an empty stomach)
Posted by: Magda (---.med.umich.edu)
Date: July 08, 2003 11:14PM

Tracy wrote:
>There should be a disclaimer on this thread... Do Not Read on Empty Stomach.....

So I've added one.

Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 11:17PM

Swedes have loads to do with Samain.

I wouldn't want to meet Abba down a dark alleyway, for instance...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 09, 2003 12:19AM

Here in Aus we have swedes, turnips and swede-turnips, just to confuse the issue. None of them are particularly tasty, though....

PSD, put it DOWN! You don't know where it's been!


Re: Dates (and other fruits and vegetables, apparently)
Posted by: MissPrint (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 01:33AM

I had a great deal of trouble convincing an Italian friend that we make our Hallow'een lanterns out of neeps (swedes, the big 'uns with the yellow flesh and purplish skin). She reckoned they were too tough to carve, which they are, but we Scots do not let such a detail discourage us, we just whine until another family member does the hard work. The smell of a nightlight burning inside a turnip lantern is one of my treasured childhood smell memories.

Pumpkin lanterns are for wusses, and smell nasty, sort of composty and damp.

Do English people really not celebrate Hallow'een?

Isn't trick or treating a horrible corruption of guising? Demanding confectionery with menaces is not something I particularly approve of.

Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 09, 2003 01:42AM

Can any UK citizens tell me anything about Eigg Island?

Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 09, 2003 01:57AM

Trick or treating is a modernisation of the old Samhain practise of leaving little gifties out for the witches and spirits who floated around on Oct 31. If a household didn't leave out an offering (the 'treat') they would be tormented by the spirits until dawn, hence the 'trick'. A nice pagan act, one feels.

Nothing much is done about Halloween Down Under, except a lot of complaining about these American festivals invading our landscape. Of course, the fact that Halloween is European in origin has no bearing on the matter.


Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: July 09, 2003 02:07AM

ya, but nobody celebrates Halloween like we do! Costumes are planned for months ahead, moms plan with their children and make many of them from scratch, fathers take the children around door to door and the moms stay home to hand out the huge quantities of candy...

and if you're old/young enough, you attend a costume party where copious amounts of witch's brew/bloo goo punch is consumed and you hook up with someone you feel lucky enough to remember the costume of, let alone the name!

And Novemeber first is national hangover day....

Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 09, 2003 02:10AM

Jeepers, every Sunday is National Hangover Day in Aus.


Re: Dates (do not read on empty stomach)
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: July 09, 2003 02:16AM

my husband says to say:

"I've heard Australia is just like Arkansas with a beach...is that true?"

LOL, he's such a stinker!

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