I notice that there seem to be ducks in rather a lot of threads at the moment, so I thought I'd create a new one for all further duck-related posts. Let's see if it actually works!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
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Sarah

Well it wouldn't be right if I didn't follow that so, true story: I played cricket yesterday. I might have known, the way things have been going lately, that I'd be out for a duck :-(

So, your innings was completely ducked, then?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Duck!!



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PSD, our entire side was completely ducked over. We won the serious sport of the day though, in the pub afterwards. We always win that!

Mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

So, this duck thread... it's web-based, right? :-)



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did you place the drinks on the bill?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Groan. This whole thread is completely quackers.

(Was there a bet as to who would come up with that one first?)

Am I allowed to use my duck pun post again here?

KT, please feel free. In fact, the moorhen the merrier.

Just so long as it's not the one that starts "Mallards, ladies and gentlemen...."

nnnng ..... mustn't do duck puns ..... nng ..... I mean, why drake over old ashes? ....aagh sorry .... I'll coot off before I teal anymore from anywhere ....



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Well, if we're going to have duck puns in this thread I had better join in the general fowl play rather than just swanning around in the background. It's well known that, despite minor differences, we're pretty much all birds of a feather on this Fforum, and we all think a good pun is just too coot to pass up.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Sarah, I'm sorry honey but it has to be said... that's just ducking terrible!

(well done though!!)

When I took a gander at these posts, eider termined not to join in. I’ll just get on my scoter and go.


(Is "take a gander" just a British phrase?)



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This reminds me of an episode of the Vicar of Dibley.

I hope this doesn't turn into a cock-fight. (My, that was terrible...)



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I can't believe what I'm heron, but I'm not going to rail against this thread, as once bittern twice shy.



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

You muscovy joking*, PSD



*yeah I know I could have spelled that "yolking", but I glanced away and by the time I looked at it again even I couldn't figure it out, so what hope did anyone else have?!

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I don't know many duck jokes....

I guess I'll just have to wing it.



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

KT - 'Take a gander' is used in Australia quite regularly.

And I'm no good at puns, so I'm not gonna have another pathetic attempt. I'll leave it up to otherswho have that ability.

I'm impressed with us. All these water bird puns and not a single "shag" joke.

Kudos.

I don't teal that kind of joke...

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