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I notice that there seem to be ducks in rather a lot of threads at the moment, so I thought I'd create a new one for all further duck-related posts. Let's see if it actually works!
Well it wouldn't be right if I didn't follow that so, true story: I played cricket yesterday. I might have known, the way things have been going lately, that I'd be out for a duck :-(
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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
nnnng ..... mustn't do duck puns ..... nng ..... I mean, why drake over old ashes? ....aagh sorry .... I'll coot off before I teal anymore from anywhere ....
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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty
Well, if we're going to have duck puns in this thread I had better join in the general fowl play rather than just swanning around in the background. It's well known that, despite minor differences, we're pretty much all birds of a feather on this Fforum, and we all think a good pun is just too coot to pass up.
*yeah I know I could have spelled that "yolking", but I glanced away and by the time I looked at it again even I couldn't figure it out, so what hope did anyone else have?!