I bow down to all of you... I've got a Spec Ops visitor's pass (and proud to have it) - but I'm not giving it back so Security'll be after me shortly!



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

I don't have anything exciting like that. *sigh* Australia misses out again.

David **** ******, Lingerie Department, 1,402,105.

Jasper noticed (!) I was Sarah's boss and corporate madman. I have the lowest number I have heard of --- anyone lower?

1) Is it a compliment or an insult to have a low number!?

2) If Dr Jim Slip has a higher number than me, he will have to keep his shoes ON to show respect.

Jasper liked the idea of 'Vaartenen-Shitten' as a Goliath subsidiary. We found the rules were eerily similar to Goliath's. Probably because Jasper has written something eerily real!

It's a compliment. If you were number 1, you'd own Goliath.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

And then I'd be Jack Schitt ??? Actually, who DOES own Goliath?

Surely it just means I'm a bigger Schitt than you are (not difficult).

FWIW I've got corporate ladder position 7,426,608 (Soft Toy Division).

What I'm not sure about is if higher or lower is better. The words on the back say:
Higher Corporate Ladder employees have precedence over any lower.

So does this mean a lower number, or a higher one?



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

Ditto Kaz! Why is it that everywhere thinks "Down Under" doesn't count? *big sigh*

from moy (as we say down under) :)



"What I need is a strong drink and a peer-group." -Ford Prefect

Yeah but wait till the tour of Australia - then we'll all be jealous of you...



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

I think the lower the better. Ie, the lower your number the higher you are on the corporate ladder... I'm 9 million and something, anyway. Media.



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Do something pretty while you can...

I got asked what a dramady was last night. i reckon it's a kind of Australian camel.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Were you playing Call My Bluff?



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Do something pretty while you can...

No, more like 'Find everything ever written by PSD'. I don't know where it was spotted, but apparently it related to something I'd written. Like I'd remember that....



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

So whens the Aussie tour? Quick! Quick! Enquiring minds want to know!!!

um that'd be me not concentrating when I read the touring page... sorry kaz!



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

oh, Bollocks!

got the book, BTW, Alison. If you check your email you'll see a message form me about it. I'm telling you here because I'm so excited. Chapter 9 and counting. Woohoo!

excellent! Good innit?



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Pretty speccy!