Coo, spelling lessons with AAC, Nicky and Slightcap...

Thank you everyone...

*embarrassed grin*

(I got four cards this morning - which is one more than the dog gets!)



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Happy Birthday PSD!

Your dog gets cards? Who from, its mother?



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

HaPPy BirThdAy psd - Its only a matter of time before you find that first wrinkle you know. Still looks aren't everything, but hey you already know that. Never mind you can always rely on your risque repartee to charm the ladies, until you wake up one day and find you've turned into a dirty old man..........(hee hee)

Well, you know, I'm pretty good at being a dirty young man...

Intrigue - it's my bloody grandma who sedns the dog cards - one from her and one each from her two dogs. I have no idea why either...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I'll bet she stamps/draws paws on the cards, too.



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

I have to admit to sending birthday card to my friend's cat. Well I can't phone her because she's deaf. (the cat, not my friend!)

How old is it? Over 15? I'm asking a lot of questions today...



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

happy birthday... another august person has to be ok
;-)

(21 days and counting)

Happy birthday PSD!

(Er, were any of your cards *from* the dog?)



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Do something pretty while you can...

No, the miserable bitch neglected to get me one! (I did however have her come rampaging into my room at 9 this morning, she jumped on the bed, span round and collapsed on my legs. At least she only weighs 4 1/2 stone!)



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Thats a bit tight psd, I didn't even know you had a girlfriend

I'm single, dammit....

By the dog I of course mean my greyhound, who has all the attributes of her owner; such as a stupid grin, the ability to sleep all day and a tendency to dribble while drinking...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Happy Birthday!!!

Oh I see, I thought you were just being ungallant. Still a lot of blokes go for skinny b*tches! choc chip banana cake?

ooh, that sounds nice - I've got a chocolate caterpillar cake for later, too...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Happy birthday, PSD. that means. as long as you still regard your birthday to be a happy occasion..
I decided to stop aging when i turned 21, and just added letters since then. [so that I'm 21 c) now. ] Helps me to still get presents without getting old.



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ViVi - erm, that wont actually stop time you know, anyhow getting old aint so bad, and its a lot better than the alternative.

ViVi; what will you do after you reach 21x ?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PSD !

I hope you heard me, it's a long way from Sheffield to Evesham.

after 21x there will be 21y and 21z. After that I either start with the Greek alphabet or roman numbers (21i., 21ii, 21iii, 21iv. etc.) I guess there are enough ways not to be forced to turn 22.



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Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

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Greetings and felicitations on the anniversary of your arrival - PSD! What the hell are you doing spending it on the computer on such a glorious day? There are pubs selling beer out there - go find! :-)