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Request to Musical Director: I hereby present the song '10 hand granades' for approval and addition to the Gutter SonBook.
For those not in the know: 10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
If one hand granade should accidently fall
There'd be no more hand granades, no bloody wall.
First of all, Song request has been denied on the grounds that is too
violent. We can't have a gutter if we blow it up.
Second, New rule
Rule: Correct spelling or typing skills is not a requirement for admittance to the gutter. In fact, it is more fun if you myspell a few things. *That's how we got the idea for " I'm a Little Leery Hen" after all *